Thursday, May 29, 2008
Toastmasters Speech
The Trip of My Life!
Come with me, let me take you place! But be warned your life is at sake!
One day I was at my fathers shop when all of a sudden there were noises from my stomach, my digestive system was twisting and turning in all directions and that just told me one thing, I need food, I’m starving.
So I decided to jump in the car and drive to Fordsburg where I can get the best chows, now the best part is I can’t drive properly actually I bumped the car 2 weeks ago. So I sneaked out of the back door without anyone seen me and off I went to Fordsburg with my fathers brand new BMW.
As I was driving I was absolutely nervous and I started passing all these billboards of McDonalds and Steers and Spur with this delicious food on them. This made my stomach rumble and I my hunger made me drive faster. As I enter Fordsburg with the wide variety of food places to choose from, one place caught my eye “CHUCKLEBERRYS BURGER HEAVEN”. Just the thought of eating their burgers made my mouth water.
Anyway I walk into chuckleberrys and walk to counter. Then the lady behind the counter gave me a broad smile and said ‘can I take your order please’. I was so amazed I stood whole 5minutes looking at her before I took a look at the menu, then I ordered the biggest burger from the menu. As I sat there looking at this burger, it was packed with polony, Russians, chips and the sauce was just flowing out of this juicy burger. Now as I held this huge burger and took a bite (BITE) it’s so nice I can’t get enough of it (CHEW SPEAKING take it out).
Bite after bite it gets tastier and tastier and I’m getting full but ridiculously I want more. It was the most delicious burger I had ever eaten in my life; Chuckleberrys puts burger king in their tikky pockets. Now I’m done with this delicious burger and reality hits me… I stole my father’s car! His going to kill me! As I’m driving back to shop I’m too worried about all the other cars around me. My hands are shacking on the steering wheel; I was convinced I’m going to meet up in an accident.
Then I stared passing all the arrive alive, don’t drink and drive and high accident zone boards and now I’m so scared I start reading my kalmia and making dua while driving 20 on the highway and all the other drivers are hooting at me and swearing me.
So anyway I finally pull up into the parking lot of Afrikano and guess who I see there. But look on the bright side I ate the best burger in my life. So I’m not really worried what’s going to happen next.
Come with me, let me take you place! But be warned your life is at sake!
One day I was at my fathers shop when all of a sudden there were noises from my stomach, my digestive system was twisting and turning in all directions and that just told me one thing, I need food, I’m starving.
So I decided to jump in the car and drive to Fordsburg where I can get the best chows, now the best part is I can’t drive properly actually I bumped the car 2 weeks ago. So I sneaked out of the back door without anyone seen me and off I went to Fordsburg with my fathers brand new BMW.
As I was driving I was absolutely nervous and I started passing all these billboards of McDonalds and Steers and Spur with this delicious food on them. This made my stomach rumble and I my hunger made me drive faster. As I enter Fordsburg with the wide variety of food places to choose from, one place caught my eye “CHUCKLEBERRYS BURGER HEAVEN”. Just the thought of eating their burgers made my mouth water.
Anyway I walk into chuckleberrys and walk to counter. Then the lady behind the counter gave me a broad smile and said ‘can I take your order please’. I was so amazed I stood whole 5minutes looking at her before I took a look at the menu, then I ordered the biggest burger from the menu. As I sat there looking at this burger, it was packed with polony, Russians, chips and the sauce was just flowing out of this juicy burger. Now as I held this huge burger and took a bite (BITE) it’s so nice I can’t get enough of it (CHEW SPEAKING take it out).
Bite after bite it gets tastier and tastier and I’m getting full but ridiculously I want more. It was the most delicious burger I had ever eaten in my life; Chuckleberrys puts burger king in their tikky pockets. Now I’m done with this delicious burger and reality hits me… I stole my father’s car! His going to kill me! As I’m driving back to shop I’m too worried about all the other cars around me. My hands are shacking on the steering wheel; I was convinced I’m going to meet up in an accident.
Then I stared passing all the arrive alive, don’t drink and drive and high accident zone boards and now I’m so scared I start reading my kalmia and making dua while driving 20 on the highway and all the other drivers are hooting at me and swearing me.
So anyway I finally pull up into the parking lot of Afrikano and guess who I see there. But look on the bright side I ate the best burger in my life. So I’m not really worried what’s going to happen next.
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